'Peace in our time' = Mere nice utopia
This is a grab bag, things that don't neatly fit into another category on these pages. As with the others, the quality varies.
Anagrams that are new since the last update will have a 'NEW:' in front of them (new 'grams are not necessarily at the top).
The drag racers. = Red cars gather.
Visa revocation = Vacation is over.
A lunar eclipse =
Special. Unreal. =
Allure in space. =
Alien curse, pal! =
Super-alliance.
[That last one might be exaggerating, but the celestial bodies
do seem to work well together: the line-up's clear
without any need for a peculiar lens]
A collector's item = Relic cost me a lot!
Skating on thin ice = The action: sinking
Skating on thin ice: I.e., in "Not thick!" snag
Skating on thin ice = It's one giant chink!
A pair of handcuffs =
Cops had fun affair...
Doom and gloom = Mood among old.
NEW:
'Peace in our time' = Mere nice utopia
A holiday guide = "Glad I aid you, eh?"
Holiday guide = "Die, ugly Idaho!"
NEW:
The nuclear apocalypse = Let roaches clean up / pay.
[An advertising slogan]
I love fashion
= Foolish. Naive.
= Oh-so-vain life
= He is vain fool.
One-night stand =
That 'Son?' ending...
Crimes against humanity = China's staying immature.
Super-villain = Rivals line up.
Mortal sin?
It's normal.
NEW:
[The seven deadly sins]
Lust
Gluttony
Greed
Sloth
Wrath
Envy
Pride
=
Get odd push: "Utterly worth trying all seven!"
Cops track ~ crackpots.
NEW:
An all-out military strike = Mortality - unit kills area
Tasteless jokes = Jest, take losses.
A sensory deprivation tank = Private, dark, no noise. Nasty.
The family trees = My leaf, it's there.
NEW:
Peace in the Middle East
= 'Caliphate' meets end... Die!
= It needs epic male death.
= Patience steadied helm.
= I need deep atheist calm
Fashion models = Famished loons.
Fashion models = Manifold shoes!
Fashion models = Sad, foolish men...
The doctor of dental science - Field's tooth-care-connected.
A midnight snack = McD's? Think again.
The Las Vegas Strip ~ is stag revels' path.
The Las Vegas Strip = Hats. Legs. Privates.
NEW:
Magic tricks = Grim, sick act!
Escapologist = Slip cages too!
A bad devil in ~ David Blaine.
Urgent help = The plunger!
I peg nun:
'Penguin!'
Hunger strike = Rethink urges.
Gigs' endings, annually =
Singing 'Auld Land Syne'
Economic theory: "Come hire tycoon."
Modern economic theory:
The moronic money credo
A writer of science fiction novels =
I cover infinite wars of clones, etc.
Mental disease
= See sad ailment
= Sane ideas melt.
- i.e., madness tale
= A senile, mad set
= Alienated mess.
= Dementia's seal.
= Mislead Senate
To screw up:
Power cuts
Tourist resort = Tortures! Riots!
NEW:
Professional wrestling
= Gist: Ref's on ropes. All win.
= Giants. Fellow prisoners?
= No grief in lawless 'sport'
Rest. Let snow/ice hit. = The winter solstice.
The winter solstice = Testicles wither, no?
Santa cherishes most ~ the Christmas season.
Stone circle = Electronics?
[Paging von Daniken...]
Lying under oath = No guilt? Er, handy.
Money-laundering: (noun) Mainly greed
Viewer discretion is advised =
Directive's "News is dire. Avoid."
NEW:
Cyclone? Demons?
My condolences.
I'm on call tonight = Not calm. Toil nigh.
I am on call tonight = "Can't log in!!" (Hotmail)
'Damaged in transit'
= 'It gains dent' drama
= It's a danger, damn it.
NEW:
The adult diaper = Ah, I treat puddle
Adult nappies ~ insulted Papa.
Need pure strength? Demand ~ the Depends undergarment.
Dump-endangered sterns? Depends undergarments
A diaper fetish = Shit. Pee. Afraid?
NEW:
Crass, I lost charm. = Christmas carols
To declare martial law = Alert media: Call to war!
To declare martial law = Lame tirade / call to war
Knife + scared cat = Freak accidents!
The winter solstice = Snort 'Sleet with ice!'
[In case anyone needs reassurance: the idea here isn't to make light of
suffering]
A suicide bomber: Idiom's "barbecue".
Suicide bomb belt = Bible: "Combust! Die!"
Humane society = Each tiny mouse...
Animal urges = Murine galas.
Semi-bestial = "Lassie bit me!"
Cruelty to animals = It comes naturally.
Night guards = Drag in thugs.
World leaders ~ ordered walls.
One giant leap for mankind = Apt. Neil and freaking moon!
At the grassy knoll: Ghastly stalker, no?
Intercontinental ballistic missiles =
Still-brainless .mil ninnies' tic-tac-toe
Gender equality = Quietly enraged?
Gender equality = I, queer gent-lady...
In the closet, ~ hence lost it.
[These views don't represent those of the Annagement]
Women's rights = Go mint shrews.
Women's rights = 'Worst', men sigh.
Paranormal activity = I'm a clairvoyant prat.
Extrasensory perception = I crept nearer to 'spy on' sex.
New Year's resolution... Only we aren't serious.
Utter failure = Future: retail.
Carbonated milk ~
at drinkable?.com
Peanut butter squares = Super banquet! US treat!
A disgusting junk food = Soon judging US kid fat
NEW:
The name's Bond. James Bond. =
On jets... Bad men... Beds... Oh, man!
A drive-by shooting
= Be angry, visit 'hood...
= The bad, gory vision...
= It's over, a body nigh.
[Some things associated with hipsters]
Gutsy lie invents it: Gluten sensitivity
A stupid penis error = Drainpipe trousers
Grant no boys ~ granny boots
Horror - pop's changed! = Phonograph records
So claim idea: social media
Oh, laptop glee! - the Apple logo
That glove's nice = Vintage clothes (or: Love 'ethnic' tags? = Vintage clothes
Cast of 'Fuck Beers!' = Starbucks Coffee
NEW:
A sushi restaurant ~ suits a tuna-sharer.
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." - Oscar Wilde =
Elegant verbal floodlight - one sees nice logic for onanism, no wife, ...
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
=
Great love, briars
(a year or two),
lose desires,
and sue, sue, sue!
On a Monday morning:
Mad, annoying moron.
Or
Damn annoying room
Indolent stare hit ~ the idiot's lantern.
US foreign policy = Fry using OPEC oil.
To go on a bender = 'God! Beer at noon?!'
Genetically modified organisms = Eerily, Monsanto dig 'magic' fields
Genetically modified foods = Iffy Seed Lot, Inc. aided gloom.
I'm unfair, cheat = A fruit machine.
Rodeo clowns = Coolers-down.
Late unemployment check = Let meek clutch money pan.
Politics and intrigue
= Into dirt, guile, panics?
= 'Patriot' inducing lies
= Linguistic predation
= Guilt-inspired action
Voting in Chicago = Go inciting havoc.
NEW:
Even the tone in 'fatal drowning': 'In the event of landing on water...'
'Remember, this is a no-smoking flight' = Men's lighters making fire, BOOM!, 'shit'.
Safety card: Ready facts
Safety card = Sad fate. Cry.
In-flight movies ~ give no hit films.
[Wall Street explained]
A stock market crash = That's a crack-smoker!
NEW:
A nuclear meltdown
= A tunnel-world came
= Call me unwanted or...
= Unclean world, mate
= Our cull. Chaos - neat!
Volkswagen Beetles = Eleven gaskets blow.
NEW:
Wedding anniversary = Graveyard wins in end.
"I signed a recording contract" = Stronger cocaine-addict grin
"I'll sit gene-tending" = Intelligent design
Gentle persuasion ~ negates repulsion.
Rotundness? = Undress not!
Use strong encryption ~ or spy ring use content.
The shoulders of giants = Hassles, then good fruit.
It will all be outsourced to China =
It's "No EU child labour law" toil, etc.
Meet corny audio:
Comedy routines
Gratuitous violence = Rogues can live it out.
Corporal punishment = Complain, hurt person!
International copyright laws = Losing at 'Thwart Online Piracy!'
Secret Agent = Gee, can't rest.
A top banker = An apt "Broke!"
And
Top bankers =
"Bonkers!" apt. =
Apter: "Knobs!"
Copier is gonna operate ~ in corporate espionage.
Bad timing = Big "Damn it!"
Medevac helicopters ~ are docs' temp vehicle.
Let the roses champion ~ the hopeless romantic
Female chauvinist pig = I fume: "Lace?! Pit-shaving?!"
Our aim: use myths
A history museum
In the black? = Bilk 'n' cheat.
Surstromming means ~ 'strong minus mars me'
Entry-level position:
Not senior-level, pity.
In loneliest poverty
And...
An entry-level position:
Nap over, toil intensely
Or maybe even...
Toil ineptly near ovens
Lawmakers or politicians = Capital is warlike morons.
[This one's dedicated to the pubs]
On New Year's Eve ~ we serve anyone!
Too much free time? = Cue fortieth memo!
A case of police brutality = I fear to cite cop as a bully.
Arms erect this:
Christmas tree
[And another Christmas-related one]
Fairy lights =
Frailty (sigh!)
Cinema fans do not roar ~ "Nominated for an Oscar!!"
The Oscar-nominated movie ~ has cinema verite mood - not!
Classic nudes: Clean? Discuss.
Seek guidance from above ~ and evoke magic before us.
A coffee and doughnut shop. =
Huge daft cop has found one.
Fluoride toothpaste = Attitude's "Hole-proof!"
Thwart one error: The 'war on terror'.
Slow news day = We sold yawns.
The florist's = For thistles?
A florist = Soft liar.
The dope fiend = He'd feed pot in.
See a short skirt = Heatstroke, sirs?
'Homeopathic science' ~ choice has impotence.
Swerving cars killed -> Reckless driving law.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. =
Find a brainless sod. Get married.
In a surgical procedure ~ I'd puree crucial organs.
NEW:
[In search of faces gone by]
Plastic surgeon =
Super-nostalgic
"I said to stop running with scissors!" =
Grown-ups' histrionics - so sad, isn't it?
Customer-focused = Comfort/seduce us.
Unstable personality = Tipsy neurons beat all.
No-clothes duty in ~ the nudist colony.
Wedding receptions = Gown? Rice? It depends.
A stand-up comic =
I sound/act camp.
Mutually assured destruction =
You'd tumult, nuclear disasters, ...
[Google's slogan]
"Don't be evil" = Bet on devil
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles,
onions on a sesame-seed bun
=
Multinational capitalists sell suet cones, peacock feed, bees' wee.
Obese sheep can sue.
Senatorial = A lie's art, no?
Top secret: ~ Street cop ~ to respect ~ 'copter set.
Top secret: ~ Toes crept ~ to SPECTRE, ~ to Pres., etc.
Proselytising
= So, priest lying?
= Pitying losers.
= I reply: 'Got sins?'
[An anti-religious-extremism anagram]
The path to heaven: it isn't piled with God-loons.
Shark bites = Shit breaks.
Oh, dear. Sunbathers do risk ~ a hundred or so shark bites.
[That was an all-too-elaborate attempt to save this non-anagram:
* Bathers risk ~ shark bites.]
Educational TV = A not-adult vice.
Gender reassignment ~ mends a gent: er, resign!
[A definition]
Massive heart attack = I am vast chest-karate.
Unpaid invoices = End vicious pain!
Middle-age spread
= Lard-impeded sage
= Add dimple, grease
= Pig's deed alarmed
= Side graded 'ample'
Appeasing Hitler = Helping parasite.
Guilty of 'financial irregularities' =
FAIL! if you recruit all Nigerian gits.
The white supremacist ~ upsets with hate crime.
[And another option]
White supremacy nut: Tune's "Up with my race!"
The flight of Icarus = Cue his fright aloft.
Dead man walking! = Damn glad I waken!
Insiders in Washington:
I witness son-hiring and ~
gain 'in' to swish dinners.
Swords into ploughshares = Hope lost, so Darwin shrugs.
[A large European company's list of values]
Innovation
Customer Focus
Speed
Impeccable Ethics
Great Talent
Ownership
=
The team newcomer can happen to develop
* tuberculosis
* necrotising fascitis
[Two, quite different schools of thought...]
Undergoing a psychiatric evaluation =
A graying purist: "Lie on a couch, deviant!"
Critic: "Uh, gauge personality on a divan?"
The handsome prince's ~ into sheep! Charm ends.
Most theologians agree:
Eating host, erase gloom.
"Go shoot/smear a gentile!"
"No, Ali! Get more hostages!"
Goal: to erase something
"No morals? Gee, go eat shit."
"_Elohim_ as greatest? Go on!"
Holiest go 'Amen', so great.
Go eat host. Go earn smile.
'Be all that you can be in the Army' or ~
Internet Relay Chat: HELLO, BUM BOY!
Denote martini load:
'Tired and emotional'
Or maybe
'Tired and emotional' = Ale: idiot adornment.
One thing's clear:
'Tired and emotional' probably does not mean lemonade tradition.
[A hawk's response to a famous saying]
The pen is mightier than the sword = Dim! Get shot in the war, then perish.
Drugs/illegal substances = Sell giant LSD sugar cubes.
[And take your pick from the following]
Drugs or illegal substances
= LSD sugar cubes - Great! No ills!
= Grass, ice, LSD, glue: brutal, son!
= Bud, grass, all glues. Snort ice...
= Ice, angel dust, grass; roll bus.
[This might explain a lot]
London's public transportation system =
City planner's trip monotonous? LSD tabs!
Breaching of copyright = Bitch "Poaching! Forgery!"
The fair sex = A hex. Strife.
Surgeons amputate ~ so guarantee stump.
Long-term relationship =
Poll: nightmare in store
Rote learning = Retain longer?
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America" =
Pact ran "Fight, go get oil, defeat enemies, cause death to all life."
Ease temptation ~ one step at a time.
[The exact path is up to the reader, of course.]
Persistence = Sincere pest?
Audio cassette tape = Acetates autopsied.
Orwellian dystopia
= Wiretap on 'disloyal'.
= Await snooper idyll.
Don't noted bankers hit smack ~
in the stock and bond markets?
These Biblical stories = Shite! Cobblers! It's a lie!
Lurid nastiness ~ in slander suits...
Libel suit = It bullies.
A freak show = Oh, far askew!
Do-it-yourself work = Weld-your-foot risk.
A psychic hotline
= It's a phony cliche.
= Coy 'I can help' shit.
To have an eating disorder... =
Have dinner! _I'd_ go eat roast.
The silicone breast implant surgeon:
hinting balloons = true masterpieces.
At leper colonies:
"A sore? Ten? I'll cope."
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind"
- Mahatma Gandhi =
Alas, why do any men keep on with an unending mad death game?
Horrible folly.
Lying: 'Strc prst skrz krk' - a wise choice. =
Strictly parsing Czech skrike works?
[The sentence, rather extreme in its lack of vowels, is an
oft-cited tongue twister. Some use it as fun proof that Czech
is a weird language. It means 'stick a finger through your
throat'.]
Parallel universe = I've real/unreal pals.
I don't believe a word of it! =
Fib too evident. A word: 'lie'.
An animal rights protester = "Roasting shrimp later? Neat!"
What's in a name ~ when I am 'Satan'?
Re-education camps
= Capture comedians!
= Consume rice. Adapt.
Southern hospitality = Spur on hostility & hate.
Southern hospitality: It's poor. It's unhealthy.
[The motto of The Onion - if you haven't heard of this publication, hie thee to http://wwww.theonion.com/...]
'America's finest news source' =
Mission's free, accurate news.
Or
'America's finest news source' =
Nemesis of accurate news, sir?
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet
=
Ever need gold? I'll urge 'Go lie at yon rainbow-end.'
Secret identity = discreet entity.
At the dentist's office:
Sniff at cost. Teeth die.
[This one has not only a left-hand side and right-hand side but a
leftpondian and rightpondian side. It also may hurt.]
A case of anal fissures / piles =
Epic arse fail / ass snafu. Lose.
You deserve a break today, at McDonald's. =
Travesty: add ebola sauce or add monkey.
[Some of these might be antigrams]
Atomic atoll inspired ~ diplomatic relations.
And
Diplomatic relations
= L'il atomic drop in East.
= Polite, social art, mind.
= Old, tamer politicians.
= Timid alliance. Troops.
= "Idle capitalist moron!"
= "Cold NATO imperialist!"
Sunday service = Envy acid users. [No, they're never boring. No.]
Political candidates ~ add topical lie/antics.
Ponytails = Yon plaits!
Summer holiday =
loud mayhem, sir! =
Your mild shame
Cops track ~ crackpots.
Noticing that they are being followed despite counter-measures, will
the more delusional of the lot have...
Lost faith in ~ tinfoil hats?
"Time, please." = Ale empties.
Sit by me to read ~ a bedtime story.
[Some of these storybooks may not pass the censor's desk, though]
A bedtime story:
"Bitter Someday"
"Bratty? Some Die"
"Destroy-It Beam"
Best Tory media
"Rest, Maybe Do It"
"Dream Toys Bite"
Do maintenance rituals hurt? ~ Read the instruction manual!
The Bride of Wildenstein = Bone is whittled, refined.
Solitary confinement = Intimacy? Often loners.
In solitary confinement: = Lone. No intimacy. Strife.
The global positioning satellites =
Get lost in Gobi/sea/station? I'll help.
Global positioning system = I note: "Gang, possibly I'm lost."
Christians believe ~ invisible teachers.
Mastectomy surgery = Cuts, ergo asymmetry.
Sinking of the Titanic = 'Skating on thin ice' fit.
In the line of fire = Fini (no life there).
Collection agents = Locating sole cent.
Russian roulette = Serious nut alert!
A monk's vow of silence =
Is few/no vocals OK, men?
To see the dentist
= Edits, tones teeth.
= "Do sit." Teeth tense.
And
A root canal dentist ~ attends 'oral action'!
Having delusions of grandeur =
Run headline "God's Favoring Us"
One routinely swears ~ a New Year's resolution.
and
A New Year's resolution = Our style was 'In one ear...'
Unrequited love = Quiet. Never loud.
NEW:
"Nuke them from orbit" = Memo: "hit bunker/fort!"
[An antigram, one hopes]
Tense aggressions. =
Season's greetings
Rant? Rate things 'pretty exasperating'? ~
Then start preparing an exit strategy!
Porcine? A top solution is ~ liposuction operations.
Workplace = Lack power.
Lingerie ad = Leering aid.
Read the Book of Revelation! =
Eek - that 'a river of blood...' one?
A gambling casino = Basic Gaming Loan?
And
In a gambling casino...
= Blaming coins again?
= Basic longing? Mania?
To smoke weed = We'd toke some.
Real-estate agent = See a great talent
"Reefer Madness!" ~ defamers sneer.
'Unconditional love' = Lies and convolution?
Alien abductions
= Lunatics abide, no?
= Incubation deals
= Education in labs
Fairy tales ~ are falsity.
Meteorologists = Mist, sleet, or goo?
[Don't you love it when your boss gives the employees little Christmas gifts?]
Buy a stocking stuffer = Fuck gifts! Try bonuses!
False idols = Sad follies.
A private religious devotion = Soul prerogative. Naive idiot.
My religious devotions = Some virgins die (you lot).
[Choose the one you like best]
The business skills course
= So, suckers, is bullshit seen?
= Shun cubes, silk ties, losers!
And
Business skills training workshops
= Inner workings: bullshit. SOP: kiss ass.
= Spin on workers' ass-kissing bullshit
= Bullshit. Knowing ass-kissers' prison.
And
The business skills training = Bullshit. Sense air's stinking?
A bowl of muesli = Boo! Awful slime!
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