Trainspotters = Er, it's stat porn.
Transport site? > Trainspotters!
This is a grab bag, collecting things that don't neatly fit into another category on the Lardbucket pages. As with all the other anagrams on these pages, the quality varies.
Anagrams that are new since the last update will have a "NEW:" in
front of them (new 'grams are not necessarily at the top).
The drag racers. = Red cars gather.
Visa revocation = Vacation is over.
NEW:
Trainspotters = Er, it's stat porn.
Transport site? > Trainspotters!
NEW:
If conned once, ~ no confidence.
NEW:
Sweaty armpits = Attire's swampy.
[Or, likewise with an "ewww" factor...]
Sweaty armpits = Tits are swampy.
NEW:
Social-media algorithms
= Immoral logistics ahead!
= Aim is silo, cage, thraldom.
Social-media algorithms ~ solicit a melodrama (sigh).
Social-media algorithms ~ almost go "Radicalise him!"
[But at the same time]
Social-media algorithms = Radical Islamist, go home!
NEW:
Waterboarding = A bit wrong, dear
A lunar eclipse
= Special. Unreal.
= Allure in space.
= Alien curse, pal!
= Super-alliance.
[That last one might be exaggerating, but the celestial bodies
do seem to work well together: the line-up's clear
without any need for a peculiar lens]
A collector's item = Relic cost me a lot!
Skating on thin ice = The action: sinking
Skating on thin ice: I.e., in "Not thick!" snag
Skating on thin ice = It's one giant chink!
A pair of handcuffs
= Cops had fun affair...
NEW:
Smart-arse crack is ~ "sarcastic remarks".
Doom and gloom = Mood among old.
"Peace in our time" = Mere nice utopia
A holiday guide = "Glad I aid you, eh?"
Holiday guide = "Die, ugly Idaho!"
NEW:
"The unexamined life is not worth living." —Socrates
= So I sit, surf online, malinger, watch the next video, ...
= No soul: I'm there watching television, transfixed.
[Or]
Socrates said: "The unexamined life is not worth living."
= So, want a real rich mind? Don't fix the television, I guess.
[Also]
= Nerd claims tweeting the next viral fashion is odious
= Screw the next fashion - it is vile. To gain soul & mind, read!
NEW:
"Now I Am Become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds" —Bhagavad Gita
= Mantra told of heavyhearted egghead. Wise words, Atomic Bob.
[An advertising slogan]
"I love fashion"
= Foolish. Naive.
= Oh-so-vain life
= He is vain fool.
NEW:
Castigate war: "A tragic waste"
NEW:
Subtle implications ~ set subliminal topic
Subtle implications = Snub & claim it's polite.
Crimes against humanity = China's staying immature.
One-night stand
= That "Son?" ending...
Super-villain = Rivals line up.
Mortal sin?
It's normal.
NEW:
"Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord"
= Save your souls! Vow to do your duty: swoon, hem shirts, & be a slut in bed.
NEW:
The postal service ~ vetoes this parcel.
Cops track ~ crackpots.
NEW:
Satan-worshippers
= Arson swept parish
= We rasp "No harpists..."
An all-out military strike = Mortality - unit kills area
Tasteless jokes = Jest, take losses.
A sensory deprivation tank = Private, dark, no noise. Nasty.
The family trees = My leaf, it's there.
NEW:
[A euphemism commonly used in connection with rocket explosions etc.]
See a sudden dip & dumb, silly crash = "Rapid unscheduled disassembly"
"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" = I crash badly, plus sudden demise
Peace in the Middle East
= "Caliphate" meets end... Die!
= It needs epic male death.
= Patience steadied helm.
= I need deep atheist calm
Fashion models = Famished loons.
Fashion models = Manifold shoes!
Fashion models = Sad, foolish men...
The doctor of dental science - Field's tooth-care-connected.
A midnight snack = McD's? Think again.
The Las Vegas Strip ~ is stag revels' path.
The Las Vegas Strip = Hats. Legs. Privates.
NEW:
Male contraceptives = Tactic: leave no sperm
NEW:
Conspiracy theorists ~ arise & contort physics
Conspiracy theorists = Spicy orchestrations
Conspiracy theorists ~ spit "Corona hysterics!"
Conspiracy theorists ~ ran psychotic stories.
Conspiracy theorists = I can retort "Psychosis!"
NEW:
[On the many uses/needs for PR today]
Problematic/sinful air?
Politics fail? Numb rear?
If "romance" bit is plural...
If "IRA lunatic!"s problem...
"RACIST FAILURE" on blimp?
Lamb furries in Capitol?
... A public relations firm
A public relations firm = Problem? Artificial sun!
Blame? Frail optics? I run ~ a public relations firm.
A public relations agency = As in "our acceptable lying"
Clean up genitalia > sob > cry > A public relations agency
A public relations firm = Top criminal-failure BS.
A public relations agency = Clean-ups & aerobatic lying
Magic tricks = Grim, sick act!
Escapologist = Slip cages too!
A bad devil in ~ David Blaine.
Urgent help = The plunger!
NEW:
Natural selection ~ tunes all creation.
NEW:
[Some economics and more]
Stagflation = Fat gain lost
Trickle-down economics = In con, elites mock crowd.
Trickle-down economics = I direct cocks on low men.
[Among Marx's core concepts:]
False consciousness
= I sense focus on class
= See class confusions
Economic theory: "Come hire tycoon."
Modern economic theory:
The moronic money credo
I peg nun:
"Penguin!"
Hunger strike = Rethink urges.
Gigs' endings, annually
= Singing "Auld Land Syne"
A writer of science fiction novels
= I cover infinite wars of clones, etc.
Mental disease
= See sad ailment
= Sane ideas melt.
= I.e., madness tale
= A senile, mad set
= Alienated mess.
= Dementia's seal.
= Mislead Senate
To screw up:
Power cuts
Tourist resort = Tortures! Riots!
NEW:
[Variations on the theme "Let us live, since we must die"]
Momentum drives us via ~ "Vivamus, moriendum est"
"Vivamus, moriendum est" —Seneca = Mt. Vesuvius memo: "Darn, I-"
Professional wrestling
= Gist: Ref's on ropes. All win.
= Giants. Fellow prisoners?
= No grief in lawless "sport"
Rest. Let snow/ice hit. = The winter solstice.
The winter solstice = Testicles wither, no?
NEW:
Winter chaos = White on cars
[Also]
In the bleakness of winter... = Lament snow? Think beside fire.
The winter solstice = Snort "Sleet with ice!"
Santa cherishes most ~ the Christmas season.
Stone circle = Electronics?
[Paging von Daniken...]
Lying under oath = No guilt? Er, handy.
Money-laundering: (noun) Mainly greed
Viewer discretion is advised
= Directive's "News is dire. Avoid."
Cyclone? Demons?
My condolences.
I'm on call tonight = Not calm. Toil nigh.
I am on call tonight = "Can't log in!!" (Hotmail)
"Damaged in transit"
= "It gains dent" drama
= It's a danger, damn it.
The adult diaper = Ah, I treat puddle
Adult nappies ~ insulted Papa.
Need pure strength? Demand ~ the Depends undergarment.
Dump-endangered sterns? Depends undergarments
A diaper fetish = Shit. Pee. Afraid?
NEW:
Cash machine = Ah, scam niche
Crass, I lost charm. = Christmas carols
NEW:
Alternative medicine = A naive, terminal deceit
[I'll anagram a couple of medical or related issues here
but leave the rest for the "Names" page]
Colour-blindness = Dull cones in orbs or Rods & (NB!) ill cones
Colour-blindness = "No luridness" bloc or perhaps actually In loon-dress club?
CoViD cases = ACCESS VOID
To declare martial law = Alert media: Call to war!
To declare martial law = Lame tirade / call to war
Knife + scared cat = Freak accidents!
[In case anyone needs reassurance: the idea here isn't to make light of
suffering]
A suicide bomber: Idiom's "barbecue".
Suicide bomb belt = Bible: "Combust! Die!"
Humane society = Each tiny mouse...
Animal urges = Murine galas.
Semi-bestial = "Lassie bit me!"
Cruelty to animals = It comes naturally.
Night guards = Drag in thugs.
World leaders ~ ordered walls.
One giant leap for mankind = Apt. Neil and freaking moon!
At the grassy knoll: Ghastly stalker, no?
Intercontinental ballistic missiles
= Still-brainless .mil ninnies' tic-tac-toe
Gender equality = Quietly enraged?
Gender equality = I, queer gent-lady...
In the closet, ~ hence lost it.
Paranormal activity = I'm a clairvoyant prat.
Extrasensory perception = I crept nearer to "spy on" sex.
Utter failure = Future: retail.
NEW:
Upset stomach = Toss up ham etc.
An upset stomach = Nosh acts up, mate
NEW:
[Varied musings]
A carbon-neutral society = Solar & a nearby ocean cut it.
Carbon-neutrality = Battery/coal run-in
Carbon-neutral societies = A solar turbine! To science!
Carbon-neutral societies = So, nuclear reactions I bet
Carbon-neutrality = Can oil run battery?
Carbonated milk ~ at drinkable?.com
[And another food horror]
Peanut butter squares = Super banquet! US treat!
A disgusting junk food = Soon judging US kid fat
NEW:
[Scourge of the streets, green salvation, or ...?]
An electric scooter
= Core tech's eco-litter
= I relocate scorn etc.
= Nicer CA street - cool!
NEW:
Terms and conditions = Odd constraints in me.
The name's Bond. James Bond.
= On jets... Bad men... Beds... Oh, man!
A drive-by shooting
= Be angry, visit 'hood...
= The bad, gory vision...
= It's over, a body nigh.
[A few things associated with hipsters]
Gutsy lie invents it: Gluten sensitivity
A stupid penis error = Drainpipe trousers
Grant no boys ~ granny boots
Horror - pop's changed! = Phonograph records
So claim idea: social media
Oh, laptop glee! - the Apple logo
That glove's nice = Vintage clothes (or: Love "ethnic" tags? = Vintage clothes)
Cast of "Fuck Beers!" = Starbucks Coffee
[These views don't represent those of the Annagement]
Women's rights = Go mint shrews.
Women's rights = "Worst", men sigh.
NEW:
[Following on from the above...
A collection of rights, on which other opininos definitely are available]
Minority rights: "Grim story", I hint
Animal rights != Harming tails
Transgender rights = That's Grindr's genre
Disabled rights = Rib sighted lads!
Sexual rights ~ exhaust girls!
[Inclusiveness demands acknowledging plenty of unpopular/regressive views, so...]
Disabled rights = Tards' big shield
Women's rights = Worth messing?
Are women's rights ~ hem-sewing arts or...?
Gay and lesbian rights = "Lads banging!?" hysteria = Trashy ladies banging
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." —Oscar Wilde
= Elegant verbal floodlight - one sees nice logic for onanism, no wife, ...
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
=
Great love, briars
(a year or two),
lose desires,
and sue, sue, sue!
On a Monday morning:
Mad, annoying moron.
[Or]
Damn annoying room
Indolent stare hit ~ the idiot's lantern.
US foreign policy = Fry using OPEC oil.
To go on a bender = "God! Beer at noon?!"
Genetically modified organisms = Eerily, Monsanto dig "magic" fields
Genetically modified foods = Iffy Seed Lot, Inc. aided gloom.
I'm unfair, cheat = A fruit machine.
Rodeo clowns = Coolers-down.
Late unemployment check = Let meek clutch money pan.
NEW:
The Islamophobe: "Help! I hate BOOM!s"
Politics and intrigue
= Into dirt, guile, panics?
= "Patriot" inducing lies
= Linguistic predation
= Guilt-inspired action
Voting in Chicago = Go inciting havoc.
NEW:
A mental disorder = Ordeal tears mind.
Mental disorders ~ steal minds' order.
NEW:
A sales and marketing concept = Or naked gal etc. as men's catnip
A marketing ploy = Talking - "Pay more!"
A sales and marketing concept: Accept garments and snake oil.
A sales and marketing concept: Snake-oil, scent, & magnet-crap ad.
Ad campaigns = Cads map gain
A sales and marketing concept: Tackiest crap and neon gleams
Even the tone in "fatal drowning": "In the event of landing on water..."
"Remember, this is a no-smoking flight" = Men's lighters making fire, BOOM!, "shit".
Safety card: Ready facts
Safety card = Sad fate. Cry.
In-flight movies ~ give no hit films.
[Wall Street explained]
A stock market crash = That's a crack-smoker!
NEW:
[Rather silly]
Transgender activist = Stern "Dr Testicvagina"
A nuclear meltdown
= A tunnel-world came
= Call me unwanted or...
= Unclean world, mate
= Our cull. Chaos - neat!
Volkswagen Beetles = Eleven gaskets blow.
NEW:
Broken-hearted = On the dark beer.
NEW:
Informed consent For innocent meds?
Endnote confirms ~ informed consent.
Wedding anniversary = Graveyard wins in end.
"I signed a recording contract" = Stronger cocaine-addict grin
"I'll sit gene-tending" = Intelligent design
Gentle persuasion ~ negates repulsion.
Rotundness? = Undress not!
NEW:
Use strong encryption, ~ or spy ring use content.
The shoulders of giants = Hassles, then good fruit.
It will all be outsourced to China
= It's "No EU child labour law" toil, etc.
Meet corny audio:
Comedy routines
Gratuitous violence = Rogues can live it out.
Corporal punishment = Complain, hurt person!
International copyright laws = Losing at "Thwart Online Piracy!"
Secret Agent = Gee, can't rest.
A top banker = An apt "Broke!"
[And]
Top bankers
= "Bonkers!" apt.
= Apter: "Knobs!"
Copier is gonna operate ~ in corporate espionage.
Bad timing = Big "Damn it!"
Medevac helicopters ~ are docs' temp vehicle.
Let the roses champion ~ the hopeless romantic
Female chauvinist pig = I fume: "Lace?! Pit-shaving?!"
Our aim: use myths
= A history museum
In the black? = Bilk 'n' cheat.
Surstromming means ~ "strong minus mars me"
Entry-level position:
Not senior-level, pity.
In loneliest poverty
[And...]
An entry-level position:
Nap over, toil intensely
[Or maybe even...]
Toil ineptly near ovens
Lawmakers or politicians = Capital is warlike morons.
[This one's dedicated to the pubs]
On New Year's Eve ~ we serve anyone!
Too much free time? = Cue fortieth memo!
A case of police brutality = I fear to cite cop as a bully.
NEW:
Carlin's topic selector: "Political correctness"
Political correctness ~ is "Protect cronies!" call.
Political correctness = electronic script also.
[And anagrams of associated grousing]
Policers condemn, castigate, or list: "It's political correctness gone mad!"
Political correctness gone mad = "End racist or Anglo polemics etc.!"
Arms erect this: Christmas tree
[And another Christmas-related one]
Fairy lights = Frailty (sigh!)
Cinema fans do not roar ~ "Nominated for an Oscar!!"
The Oscar-nominated movie ~ has cinema verite mood - not!
Classic nudes: Clean? Discuss.
Seek guidance from above ~ and evoke magic before us.
A coffee and doughnut shop.
= Huge daft cop has found one.
Fluoride toothpaste
= Attitude's "Hole-proof!"
Thwart one error: The "war on terror".
Slow news day = We sold yawns.
The florist's = For thistles?
A florist = Soft liar.
The dope fiend = He'd feed pot in.
See a short skirt = Heatstroke, sirs?
"Homeopathic science" ~ choice has impotence.
Swerving cars killed -> Reckless driving law.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
= Find a brainless sod. Get married.
In a surgical procedure ~ I'd puree crucial organs.
[In search of faces gone by]
Plastic surgeon
= Super-nostalgic
"I said to stop running with scissors!"
= Grown-ups' histrionics - so sad, isn't it?
Customer-focused = Comfort/seduce us.
Unstable personality = Tipsy neurons beat all.
No-clothes duty in ~ the nudist colony.
Wedding receptions = Gown? Rice? It depends.
A stand-up comic
= I sound/act camp.
Mutually assured destruction
= You'd tumult, nuclear disasters, ...
[Google's slogan of yore]
"Don't be evil" = Bet on devil
You deserve a break today, at McDonald's
= Travesty: add ebola sauce or add monkey.
[And one of their flagship products as advertised]
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles,
onions on a sesame-seed bun
=
Multinational capitalists sell suet cones, peacock feed, bees' wee.
Obese sheep can sue.
Senatorial = A lie's art, no?
Top secret: ~ Street cop ~ to respect ~ 'copter set.
Top secret: ~ Toes crept ~ to SPECTRE, ~ to Pres., etc.
Proselytising
= So, priest lying?
= Pitying losers.
= I reply: "Got sins?"
[An anti-religious-extremism anagram]
The path to heaven: it isn't piled with God-loons.
Shark bites = Shit breaks.
Oh, dear. Sunbathers do risk ~ a hundred or so shark bites.
[That was an all-too-elaborate attempt to save this non-anagram:
* Bathers risk ~ shark bites.]
Educational TV = A not-adult vice.
Gender reassignment ~ mends a gent: er, resign!
[A definition]
Massive heart attack = I am vast chest-karate.
Unpaid invoices = End vicious pain!
Middle-age spread
= Lard-impeded sage
= Add dimple, grease
= Pig's deed alarmed
= Side graded "ample"
Appeasing Hitler = Helping parasite.
Guilty of "financial irregularities"
= FAIL! if you recruit all Nigerian gits.
The white supremacist ~ upsets with hate crime.
[And another option]
White supremacy nut: Tune's "Up with my race!"
The flight of Icarus = Cue his fright aloft.
Dead man walking! = Damn glad I waken!
[A three-parter]
Insiders in Washington: I witness son-hiring and ~ gain "in" to swish dinners.
Swords into ploughshares = Hope lost, so Darwin shrugs.
[A large European company's list of values]
Innovation
Customer Focus
Speed
Impeccable Ethics
Great Talent
Ownership
=
The team newcomer can happen to develop
* tuberculosis
* necrotising fascitis
[Two, quite different schools of thought...]
Undergoing a psychiatric evaluation
= A graying purist: "Lie on a couch, deviant!"
= Critic: "Uh, gauge personality on a divan?"
The handsome prince's ~ into sheep?! Charm ends.
Most theologians agree:
Eating host, erase gloom.
"Go shoot/smear a gentile!"
"No, Ali! Get more hostages!"
Goal: to erase something
"No morals? Gee, go eat shit."
"Elohim as greatest? Go on!"
Holiest go "Amen", so great.
Go eat host. Go earn smile.
"Be all that you can be in the Army" or ~
Internet Relay Chat: HELLO, BUM BOY!
Denote martini load:
"Tired and emotional"
[Or maybe]
"Tired and emotional" = Ale: idiot adornment.
[One thing's clear:]
"Tired and emotional" probably does not mean lemonade tradition
[A hawk's response to a famous saying]
The pen is mightier than the sword = Dim! Get shot in the war, then perish.
Drugs/illegal substances = Sell giant LSD sugar cubes.
[And take your pick from the following]
Drugs or illegal substances
= LSD sugar cubes - Great! No ills!
= Grass, ice, LSD, glue: brutal, son!
= Bud, grass, all glues. Snort ice...
= Ice, angel dust, grass; roll bus.
[This might explain a lot]
London's public transportation system
= City planner's trip monotonous? LSD tabs!
Breaching of copyright = Bitch "Poaching! Forgery!"
The fair sex = A hex. Strife.
Surgeons amputate ~ so guarantee stump.
Long-term relationship
= Poll: "Nightmare in store!"
Rote learning = Retain longer?
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America"
= Pact ran "Fight, go get oil, defeat enemies, cause death to all life."
Ease temptation ~ one step at a time.
[The exact path is up to the reader, of course]
Persistence = Sincere pest?
Audio cassette tape = Acetates autopsied.
Orwellian dystopia
= Wiretap on "disloyal".
= Await snooper idyll.
Don't noted bankers hit smack ~
in the stock and bond markets?
These Biblical stories = Shite! Cobblers! It's a lie!
Lurid nastiness ~ in slander suits...
Libel suit = It bullies.
A freak show = Oh, far askew!
Do-it-yourself work = Weld-your-foot risk.
A psychic hotline
= It's a phony cliche.
= Coy "I can help" shit.
To have an eating disorder...
= Have dinner! I'd go eat roast.
The silicone breast implant surgeon:
Hinting balloons = true masterpieces.
At leper colonies:
"A sore? Ten? I'll cope."
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" —Mahatma Gandhi
= Alas, why do any men keep on with an unending mad death game?
Horrible folly.
Lying: "Strc prst skrz krk" - a wise choice.
= Strictly parsing Czech skrike works?
[The sentence, rather extreme in its lack of vowels, is an
oft-cited tongue twister that some cite as fun proof that Czech
is a weird language; it means "stick a finger through your
throat"]
Parallel universe = I've real/unreal pals.
I don't believe a word of it!
= Fib too evident. A word: "lie".
An animal rights protester = "Roasting shrimp later? Neat!"
What's in a name ~ when I am "Satan"?
Re-education camps
= Capture comedians!
= Consume rice. Adapt.
Southern hospitality = Spur on hostility & hate.
Southern hospitality: It's poor. It's unhealthy.
[The motto of "The Onion" - if you haven't heard of this publication, hie thee to http://wwww.theonion.com/...]
"America's finest news source"
= Mission's free, accurate news.
[Or]
"America's finest news source"
= Nemesis of accurate news, sir?
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet
= Ever need gold? I'll urge "Go lie at yon rainbow-end."
Secret identity = discreet entity.
At the dentist's office:
Sniff at cost. Teeth die.
[This one has not only a left-hand side and right-hand side but a
leftpondian and rightpondian side; it also may hurt]
A case of anal fissures / piles
= Epic arse fail / ass snafu. Lose.
Sunday service = Envy acid users.
[No, they're never boring, no]
Political candidates ~ add topical lie/antics.
Ponytails = Yon plaits!
Summer holiday
= Loud mayhem, sir!
= Your mild shame
Cops track ~ crackpots.
[Upon noticing that they are being followed despite counter-measures,
will the more delusional of the lot waver?]
Lost faith in ~ tinfoil hats?
"Time, please." = Ale empties.
Sit by me to read ~ a bedtime story.
[Some of these storybooks may not pass the censor's desk, though]
A bedtime story:
"Bitter Someday"
"Bratty? Some Die"
"Destroy-It Beam"
Best Tory media
"Rest, Maybe Do It"
"Dream Toys Bite"
Do maintenance rituals hurt? ~ Read the instruction manual!
[Pertaining to a plastic-surgery addict]
The Bride of Wildenstein = Bone is whittled, refined.
Solitary confinement = Intimacy? Often loners.
In solitary confinement: = Lone. No intimacy. Strife.
The global positioning satellites = Get lost in Gobi/sea/station? I'll help.
Global positioning system = I note: "Gang, possibly I'm lost."
Christians believe ~ invisible teachers.
Mastectomy surgery = Cuts, ergo asymmetry.
Sinking of the Titanic = "Skating on thin ice" fit.
In the line of fire = Fini (no life there).
Collection agents = Locating sole cent.
Russian roulette = Serious nut alert!
A monk's vow of silence
= Is few/no vocals OK, men?
To see the dentist
= Edits, tones teeth.
= "Do sit." Teeth tense.
[And]
A root-canal dentist ~ attends "oral action"!
Having delusions of grandeur = Run headline "God's Favoring Us"
One routinely swears ~ a New Year's resolution.
[And]
A New Year's resolution = Our style was "In one ear..."
[And]
New Year's resolution... Only we aren't serious.
Unrequited love = Quiet. Never loud.
"Nuke them from orbit" = Memo: "hit bunker/fort!"
[An antigram, one hopes]
Tense aggressions.
= Season's greetings
Rant? Rate things "pretty exasperating"?
~ Then start preparing an exit strategy!
Porcine? A top solution is ~ liposuction operations.
Workplace = Lack power.
Lingerie ad = Leering aid.
Read the Book of Revelation!
= Eek - that "a river of blood..." one?
A gambling casino = Basic Gaming Loan?
[And]
In a gambling casino...
= Blaming coins again?
= Basic longing? Mania?
To smoke weed = We'd toke some.
Real-estate agent = See a great talent
"Reefer Madness!" ~ defamers sneer.
"Unconditional love" = Lies and convolution?
Alien abductions
= Lunatics abide, no?
= Incubation deals
= Education in labs
Fairy tales ~ are falsity.
Meteorologists = Mist, sleet, or goo?
[Don't you love it when your boss gives the employees little Christmas gifts?]
Buy a stocking stuffer = Fuck gifts! Try bonuses!
False idols = Sad follies.
A private religious devotion = Soul prerogative. Naive idiot.
My religious devotions = Some virgins die (you lot).
[Choose whichever one you like best]
The business skills course
= So, suckers, is bullshit seen?
= Shun cubes, silk ties, losers!
[And]
Business skills training workshops
= Inner workings: bullshit. SOP: kiss ass.
= Spin on workers' ass-kissing bullshit
= Bullshit. Knowing ass-kissers' prison.
[And]
The business skills training = Bullshit. Sense air's stinking?
A bowl of muesli = Boo! Awful slime!
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