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Intoxative summary

The Tallinn Crap Beer Festival traditionally appeared near the thirsty queue for the Tallinn Craft Beer Weekend on Saturday afternoon.

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What is TCrBF? An overview is below...
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Our  Crap photo gallery
– including pics all the way from 2026 back to the big bang

        


TCrBF 2026 updates

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1 June 2026 The gallery page has now been updated with a photo-based chronicle of the 2026 crap.
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This concludes our test of the Crap Beer Broadcast System.
You've figured out how it works, so you can take it from here.
 

31 May 2026

We are pleased to report one last time that a crap time was had by all.

Thank you to each of our fellow weirdos, even those who tried to sneak in with glass glasses. Special points for those who obeyed the order 'Chug, chug!'. That's the spirit.

An extra-boost-powered shout-out to those who either 1) couldn't attend but still splashed deliveries in our direction or II) spent time with us but couldn't stay for the after-party inside.

H[IMG: big bad bocky boy]ighlights:
• Probably not Miller High Life
• The special treat rewarding those who tricked some of that pea-soup 'beer' into escaping from its can
• The big boys - proper-sized containers for proper-sized portions, such as the bocky behemoth captured on the right
• Oranjeboom 12
• The pair of pickle beers


I'll quickly share a few of the liquids that people enjoyed, put up with, or none of the aboved, along with an action shot of that big bad bock:
[IMG: Crap from sideways] [IMG: Some more crap] [IMG: Thirsty desperate crowds aching for a big one]

And now we'll take our bows via three final photos:
a pair of pictures from the public, of the table and of some evil culprits:
[IMG: Shtaff] [IMG: Playing our cardboards right]

and a reminder that this programme was made possible with the support of viewersboozers like you:
[IMG: The crowd]
 

30 May 2026

P.S.

Yes, we'll have something to hold off the hangover:

[IMG: getting pickled]
 

29 May 2026

The countdown to Saturday-afternoon crap chaos has begun

Ready...     Set...

Bottoms up!

[IMG: two two-litre bottoms]
 

27 May 2026

Pssst...

Just a teaser to get your juices flowing:

"Premium Quality Strong"   "Imported Super Strong"

22 May 2026

Some news to prepare you for next weekend
(Saturday the 30th):

Remember our Top of the Flops malt liquor Natty Light?
[IMG: Natty Daddy - The Big One]

[IMG: Bud Light Chelada]

Well, that was only the baby of the family in comparison to a guaranteed-shit hit in store for you this year...
Brought for us straight from the vast lakes of Crap in the US, it's Natty Daddy.
And, in addition to this Pop of the Flops, you can look forward to an encore performance by a trusty old friend, the legendary Bud Light Chelada. Oh, yes! Oh, no!

16 May 2026

Magyar macro mayhem is now attacking the TCrBFridge! [IMG: Reboost isotonic radler]

For anyone hungary (sorry) for more than beer alone, we've been furnished with a bonus beverage to help boost your boost.

. . . But you should be a Crap-Beer pro by now – so no cries for help are allowed!
 

"Study"

"Cherry", scary

"Focus"


27 March 2026

We can now unveil another entry for TCrBF 2026:
        A special-label* offering just for us... and you!

* The label is special. No promises about the contents. Terms and conditions may apply.
[IMG: bottle labelled for CRAP BEER FEST 2026]

        Be afraid: The taps o' crapx are starting to open!

2 March 2026

Breaking news! (literally)

Preparations for TCrBF '26 have started with a bang:
our first delivery of ammunition has attacked with f(r)iendly fire.
[IMG: Top view of splodey can] [IMG: Side view of red-tabbed splodey can]
Yes, one item in this new ARSEnal undertook a suicide mission.

But don't worry...
The rest of the red-tab brigade still lie in wait for us and all our Crap fans.
That red tab is a warning: Open, count to 3, and choose your fate!

7 July 2025

• As the header above implies, we do plan to do this one more time.
• In the meantime, thanks again for helping make all this crap a suckcess so far!
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Older updates

Archived updates from the 2025 festival can be found here...


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Overview

[IMG: Prosenttimies logo] You might think that the whole idea of TCrBF is nonsense - and you may be right. It might be a refreshing oasis for the stomach or beer scene, or it might be just a mirage. Either way, you blink and then it's gone.

As with everything in life, there are two sides to every story, and that includes beer. TCrBF is that other side. TCrBF is those memories about beer that you've forgotten you even had. TCrBF is the wide-eyed view of the world that was accepting of all, without prejudice. TCrBF is you.


Any opinions expressed on this page are opinions. And any resemblance to real facts or events is purely coincidental.