­ Tallinn Crap Beer Festival

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Intoxative summary

The Tallinn Crap Beer Festival has traditionally appeared near the thirsty queue for the Tallinn Craft Beer Weekend on Saturday afternoon.

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What is TCrBF? An overview is below...
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Our  Crap photo gallery
including 2023 pics – contact us if you find more...

        


TCrBF 2024 updates

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1 April 2024

What the Van Girls hauled in for us is no joking matter!

The less said about the beauty on the left the better, perhaps.
Likewise, we'll let you judge for yourself whether Rambler's is a true Classic
but a Ratebeer review does offer a sneak preview: 'Poor.'
If that isn't enough of a spoiler, there's a more verbose comment: 'Piss-poor.'

Just drink the thing and find out.
I pity the fool who drinks the thing and finds out.

[IMG: Skoll Vodka/Agrum] [IMG: Rambler]

 

25 March 2024

As time marches on toward the traditional Shaturday...
    Get your donations in! And, in the meantime,

Beware the Ides of March! [IMG: St Ides]

 

17 March 2024

Admit it: This gives you the horn!
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14 February 2024

Start prepping your mouth
    for some strength from down south!

With these cans in stock...
...let's get ready to rock!

[IMG: Two Rocks from down south]

 

23 January 2024

ARE YOU BLECH BODY READY?

[IMG: cartoon female silhouette drinking] [IMG: cartoon male silhouette drinking] It's time to start some serious throat training!

And you'll need eye exercise too... hunting those bottom shelves for classic TCrBF liquids

 

8 October 2023

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“ It's a Trap! ”

— Admiral AckBarf (in Bar Wars Ep. IV: A Huge Nope)


Yes,
  our first planet-killers have already entered TCrBF 2024 orbit.

And, oh yes,
  the word ‘mocne’ appears on at least three labels.
And others are sure to follow.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
...Or was that just a shiver of excitement?

 

Older updates

Archived updates from the last festival can be found here...


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Overview

[IMG: Prosenttimies logo] You might think that the whole idea of TCrBF is nonsense - and you may be right. It might be a refreshing oasis for the stomach or beer scene, or it might be just a mirage. Either way, you blink and then it's gone.

As with everything in life, there are two sides to every story, and that includes beer. TCrBF is that other side. TCrBF is those memories about beer that you've forgotten you even had. TCrBF is the wide-eyed view of the world that was accepting of all, without prejudice. TCrBF is you.


Any opinions expressed on this page are opinions. And any resemblance to real facts or events is purely coincidental.