The Tallinn Crap Beer Festival has traditionally appeared near the thirsty queue for the Tallinn Craft Beer Weekend on Saturday afternoon.
TCrBF 2023 updates
8 May 2023
Thanks to everyone who stopped by.
Although we had plenty of tipples on offer,
There were some clearly exceptional excretions.
Its stench alone will live on in history.
4 May 2023
Are you ready?
Nobody knows what's in this bottle -
Weighing in at ?.?%,
Entering the ring from the dusty corner,
3 May 2023
Monsters are lurking just around the corner...
20 March 2023
I think we can hear the hordes coming...
26 February 2023
Let's refuel the booze bus!
Ideas for us? Supplies? Then hop aboard!
Older updatesArchived updates from the last festival can be found here...
You might think that the whole idea of TCrBF is nonsense - and you may
be right. It might be a refreshing oasis for the stomach or beer
scene, or it might be just a mirage. Either way, you blink and then
As with everything in life, there are two sides to every story, and that includes beer. TCrBF is that other side. TCrBF is those memories about beer that you've forgotten you even had. TCrBF is the wide-eyed view of the world that was accepting of all, without prejudice. TCrBF is you.
Any opinions expressed on this page are opinions. And any resemblance to real facts or events is purely coincidental.