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You can also page through the history of TCrBF media appearances etc. from earlier years
We stepped back into place this year:
We aligned ourselves with the cultured cattle,
and this is how we appeared...
through a pair of cheap plastic-tinted glasses.
A few of the beers posed for mug shots to be posted on some Web site -
Uncrappd or something like that.
Hey, you, on the right! No glass glasses allowed!
The line-up ranged from some real sweeties ... to the roughest of criminals
And then the heavies stepped in,
reminding us who's boss:
As always, the most important thing was this:
The spring(ish) weather saw our TCrBF trainers on hand
to lead hands-on training in the obvious field.
Some of them drawn in by the Health and Safety officer's announcement
and others rolling in along the red carpet,
soon the trainees began to arrive:
And here are some of the drainees (with Lithuania Leading the way)...
(Yes, everything was drained)
Training of this sort clearly required limbering up one's muscles,
so there was plenty of weight-lifting equipment available.
Some eager learners were soon ready to try with both hands
'Please, sir, may I have some more?'
'Dark beers matter too!'
'Anyone need brewing lessons?'
There was time for a few classics too,
thanks to this Q&A question: 'Why?!'
Is that green? ...Yes, it's green.
While a Crap time was had by all,
there is a clear need for refresher refreshment training -
after all, the slideshow was very clear about avoiding spills!
Previous years' pics etc.
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