[IMG: TCrBF banner, by SJ]

 

General crap is here   

This page covers  2026,   2025,   and   2024 

You can also page through our ancient history
and/or peruse TCrBF media appearances etc. from the years in between


The latest Crap...

As the 2026 event rolled past, a crap time was had once more by all
[IMG: last signs]


The overall picture was a familiar one. You know how it works by now.
[IMG: The table from the side] [IMG: One of the starburst signs: NOW even lower quality] [IMG: Table from the top]

Some of the (literally) big stars of the event, from heavy-hitter chunky cans to plastic-fantastic mayhem:
[IMG: big bad bocky boy] [IMG: two two-litre bottoms] [IMG: Hurricane] [IMG: Natty Daddy]

The sickness and the hangover cure (two pickle beers)?:
[IMG: Some more crap] [IMG: Crap from sideways]    [IMG: getting pickled] [IMG: getting pickled - comments]

Some special doantions, not all of them beers however, strutted their stuff, to sometimes devastating effect:
[IMG: Pea-soup beer reviewed on Untappd]
[IMG: An exotick donation] [IMG: Untappd photo of a donated non-beer]

Shown below is a special-label drink just for the fest,
and the big bad bock in action, thanks to the baying crowds: [IMG: bottle labelled for CRAP BEER FEST 2026] [IMG: Thirsty desperate crowds aching for a big one]

It seems that Bud Light Chelada will remain a classic:

I guess we should mention the one that got away also -
the beer that grew too excited before TCrBF and popped its top:
[IMG: Top view of splodey can] [IMG: Side view of red-tabbed splodey can]

So what did the attendees think of all these?
Suckcess or fail?
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We worried for a moment.
However, the verdict seems to be in:
[IMG: the Impala beer per Untappd] [IMG: vintage Pamela per Untappd] [IMG: Riesen. per Untappd]


B[IMG: The crowd]ut it's not all about the drinks, honest.
Our cast of characters wouldn't be complete without the support of viewersboozers like you.

Lastly, we'll round out the picture of TCrBF 2026 with a pair of pictures from the public, of the table and of some evil culprits habitually lurking behind it.
But at least not under it. We've drawn a line under that. :)
[IMG: Shtaff] [IMG: Playing our cardboards right]

 



The Crap from 2025...

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We had crowds
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(Some felt the need to disguise themselves, in shame...
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...while others, including a glamour modelo, posed for a photo shoot at this crapshoot)
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We had cups
- in some cases, 2 cups 1 beer
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We had the crew and the crates
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(fully shtaffed... so have a glass)
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And - oh yes!, oh no! - we had had scary products
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(some of them even vintage, aged versions)
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So let's get pouring! Action!
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Try this one!
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But this one emerged as the crap de la crap:
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Still, when that was gone, there was plenty more:
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So, any last words from the assembled masses?
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Time for one more... Until next time...
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Crap from 2024...


Now that the dust and stomach has settled a bit,
it's time to take stock.
And what a stock we had this year -
the strange thirsty masses who make this possible outdid themselves,
to bring the biggest and baddest set of Craps yet. Thanks, all yous!

Each donation, from the bottom to the very bottom, was Special,
but some clear winners losers soon started to emerge.
One definite killer was OJ (specifically, O.J. Strong 16%).

There were plenty of Mocnes, a couple of Vahvas, some Stipruses,
and a 'strong blond' (even stronger than I am!),
but not much is stronger than blue steel:

We were sure we had found the Crap of Craps.
But then...
Haka Peach soon took pride of pain.

Some of the other contestants:

We lift our glasses to you, and we thank you again for raising
up yours! :)

<- Even triple-bagging it!

Cheers! Until next year/beer!

 

Previous years' pics etc.:
oldish and the earliest

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