You had to be there for the threads. But here is the
out-of-context madness anyway. Every once in a while, someone on
alt.anagrams presents a strange phrase and asks people to figure out what
common phrase it's an anagram of. After figuring out the answer, I like
to come up with less plausible alternatives. Several of the anagrams
here were the fruit of such silly efforts.
Note that the anagrams that are new since my last update will be marked as such (they are not necessarily at the top).
President Barack Obama = "I dream Bonaparte's back."
President Barack Obama = Aim: Bareback porn dates!
[From the Harry Potter thread]
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone =
Try dope/hashish/pot. Enter prone harlots.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets =
Arrest the French, somebody! The crap art...
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban =
Deep Throat, a thanks for any bizarre porn.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire =
Royal photo frightened far better!
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix =
Oh, no! Fear the horrid property tax! The end.
Sharks with fricking lasers =
Fish shtick sinks larger war.
I've just discovered a lot about myself. I thought I had a
healthy diet breakfast-wise, but it seems I often end up starting
my day with
cask beer/real fat
= breakfast cereal.
Haggard, solemn. = Golden Grahams
Pale sick. = Special K!
Apricot preserves with toast
= Approve erotica's wet t-shirts.
= Oh, we crave spirits, taste port.
A banned book's taste = Baked beans on toast.
Chicken pasta alfredo
= Alert codfish pancake
= 'Freak spinach located!'
= Radiant peacock flesh
= Chef's Tackle (Paranoid?)
Osama bin Laden's hideout
= at Anaheim bus station, loaded. [a disturbing image]
= A sound homestead in Bali.
= Demon's abode's Lithuania!
= "I am based in Houston, deal?"
Osama bin Laden's secret hideout
= Absconded to Israel (humane site).
= Cambodia, on USENET (there is ADSL).
Mixmaster remailer = Large Mexican moron.
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