How to prevent influenza
Never even step out of your own quadruply-sealed house/car.
Wipe everything you touch!
The scary hog virus can move in air, so don't inhale.
Quit Frenching the zoo/ranch's drunk, floozy sows - um, very funny. We don't care how innocent, coy, or clever they are.
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