Ten Commandments

Ten Commandments
can't mend most men

I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD; THOU SHALT NOT HAVE strange gods BEFORE ME. =
A severe embargo on the odd idols. Forge thy normal statues, though.

THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN. =
Ha! That ain't goin' to deter even holy folk. Thus, 'HOT DAMN!'

REMEMBER THOU KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH DAY. =
Ahem, more healthy hobby: take up bed-rest.

HONOUR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER. =
Oh, hatred for home, huh? Try any TNT?

THOU SHALT NOT KILL. =
Halt hunt skill too?

THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY. =
Smutty rut made a loincloth hot.

THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. =
Haste! Last loot hunt!

THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOUR. =
Bet that lawyers assure "A fib's nothing, honest". Ah, no guilt!

THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOUR'S GOODS. ~
Scolds "No envy!" A theist ought to rob, though...

THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOUR'S WIFE. =
Why, be flirtatious... go to the convent. Hush.

Hail Mary

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee; blessed are thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death.
Amen

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Dear Fairy Godmother,
First, who let me suffer serfdom's harsh life? 'Mum' stunts freedom.

Anyhow, I wanna go to a ball just this once: he's there, that royal boy! I'll be good, and home soon.

Hurry up; use the wand!

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