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These items have been culled from 'Anna's News Clippings'. Clippings archives are at this URL. The most recent are at the bottom.
1 February 2025

Who doesn't like a wedding?...
Our second item too is from Australia. Upon arrival at a social-media friend's party in Sydney, a Melbourne woman found that she was the only one obeying the 'wear white' dress code. At the venue, a church, he asked her to act as the bride in a prank wedding to boost his 17,000-strong following on Instagram. She honoured the request, after ringing a friend to be sure a ceremony without banns etc. holds no legal weight. When he asked her, two months later, to add him to her application for permanent Australian residency, she did not love hearing that she was really his wife. She then found documents bearing her 'signature'.
A family court found little credence in the man's claims that videos from the church prove the devoutly religious woman was willing, that she'd moved in with him, and that he wasn't even an online influencer. Accepting the unwitting bride's explanation 'we had to make it look real', the judge declared the wedding unreal - i.e., annulled.

On the opposite side of the world, we find Florida's Donald Calloway, arrested by Polk County sheriff's officers for sexual contact with a horse. Responding to a woman's report of having found the 53-year-old Lake Wales man masturbating next to the head of her 24-year-old horse and seen him try to shove his penis into one of the animal's nostrils, they sought clarification. The witness - Calloway's girlfriend - therefore supplied a video that Sheriff Grady Judd characterised as accurately showing the actions described.
After he was read his rights, Calloway shrugged off his 'dumb decision' by stating that 'I haven't had any sex in probably two months' and 'maybe it was just a sexually frustrated moment'. It is unclear whether he is less sexually frustrated in jail.

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