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These items have been culled from 'Anna's News Clippings'. Clippings archives are at this URL. The most recent are at the bottom.
1 February 2025

Who doesn't like a wedding?...
Our second item too is from Australia. Upon arrival at a social-media friend's party in Sydney, a Melbourne woman found that she was the only one obeying the 'wear white' dress code. At the venue, a church, he asked her to act as the bride in a prank wedding to boost his 17,000-strong following on Instagram. She honoured the request, after ringing a friend to be sure a ceremony without banns etc. holds no legal weight. When he asked her, two months later, to add him to her application for permanent Australian residency, she did not love hearing that she was really his wife. She then found documents bearing her 'signature'.
A family court found little credence in the man's claims that videos from the church prove the devoutly religious woman was willing, that she'd moved in with him, and that he wasn't even an online influencer. Accepting the unwitting bride's explanation 'we had to make it look real', the judge declared the wedding unreal - i.e., annulled.

On the opposite side of the world, we find Florida's Donald Calloway, arrested by Polk County sheriff's officers for sexual contact with a horse. Responding to a woman's report of having found the 53-year-old Lake Wales man masturbating next to the head of her 24-year-old horse and seen him try to shove his penis into one of the animal's nostrils, they sought clarification. The witness - Calloway's girlfriend - therefore supplied a video that Sheriff Grady Judd characterised as accurately showing the actions described.
After he was read his rights, Calloway shrugged off his 'dumb decision' by stating that 'I haven't had any sex in probably two months' and 'maybe it was just a sexually frustrated moment'. It is unclear whether he is less sexually frustrated in jail.

11 March 2025

When Michigan's Harrison Jones uncovered his ex-girlfriend's plans to travel to Bensalem, Pennsylvania, for purposes of finally seeing a male online acquaintance in person, he undertook the same 1,130 km pilgrimage. Number-plate cameras linked the ensuing 'intentionally set and incendiary' fire at her 21-year-old suitor's home to the black sedan driven by Jones. All six residents escaped the blaze, some by jumping from upstairs windows, but two dogs perished and the home was a write-off.
Jones, 21, whom authorities found back in Michigan with lock picks and arm burns, has been charged with risking catastrophe, six counts of attempted criminal homicide, and arson.

Responding to reports of vandalism, police officers in Deltona, Florida, encountered two paint-dappled teenagers attacking a vehicle with yellow spray paint and eggs. The elder of the two, aged 18, explained that she'd been getting back at her ex-boyfriend. The cops, in turn, explained that the car belonged to the ex's neighbour. In addition to reporting her for vandalism and contributing to the delinquency of the 16-year-old girl accompanying her, Volusia Sheriff's Office '[d]eputies witnessed her driving her vehicle with two open containers of Four Loko in plain view' and under their contents' influence. The other girl was busted for having marijuana.

26 March 2025

Family fun...
When California's Jamison Webster failed to return home after visiting son Richard Leyva at a Motel 6 in El Cajon, California, her other son visited the motel and promptly rang the police to report that only her Hyundai Sonata was there - with her corpse in the boot. Before officers arrived, 'Leyva got into the Hyundai and drove off, striking his brother in the process', prompting an attempted traffic stop, then a pursuit that ended with a crash into two other vehicles and a stun-gun deployment. Both Leyva, 24, and Webster, 51, were removed from the scene for further investigation.

Off to a good start...
When a couple at a restaurant in Livingston, Tennessee, complained about foreign matter in their food, manager Patrick Jones apologised profusely. He recalls telling the refund-seeking pair: 'It looks like somebody pulled a wad of hair out of their head and placed it right on your plate. That's awful.' After Jones issued a refund, a fellow Steel Coop customer alerted him that the woman had passed the man a chunk of hair from behind her head to spice up the meal. So Jones ran outside in pursuit. Around a corner, the man was on one knee proposing marriage to the woman.
That did not deter Jones from informing them that they are personae non gratae at the eatery or stop owner Cindy Cooper from posting the incriminating CCTV evidence online. She reports that a relative later paid the pair's $20 bill.

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