­ Tallinn Crap Beer Festival

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Intoxative summary

The Tallinn Crap Beer Festival has traditionally appeared near the thirsty queue for the Tallinn Craft Beer Weekend on Saturday afternoon.

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TCrBF 2025 updates

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2 April 2025


Ahoy there!

The spring winds have already brought a few alcohol-carrying vessels into harbour.
Captain Crap invites you to complete the fleet.

Most of these arrivals are from Scandy shores (aligned with the theme 'Meanwhile in Sweden').
So our plan is to send a few dodgy drinks onto a sea of pollutant-filled liquid and kill them with metaphorical fire.
Yes, it's the TCrBF version of a ship burial: a shit burial.

•  This is what AI thinks we have in mind:

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•  But we trust your vision more.
Bring it on!

 


23 March 2025



••  Farewells...  ••

A Key Krap Kontributor and supporter has now left us. As I write this, we look back over the years and remember.
This might be a fitting time also to bid farewell to TCrBF itself. We shall see. 
No matter what, the concept has proved glorious, and the reality of all those fun horrid events – ever since a cable spool confused Delfi and prompted that guy to share his homebrew – will live on in our hearts. Even longer than each fun horrid can or bottle lived on in our farts.

But it's the people, each of our fellow weirdos, who has made TCrBF what it is. Thank you all! And remember Kairi.

 

27 August 2024

Autumn is here –
the season for shaking the branches
and seeing what fruits fall onto our heads.

We already have a very ripe one waiting for you:
this 2017 vintage beauty will be aged to perfection when TCrBF 2025 rolls around:



Also, we'll take this opportunity to thank you for your support.
We wouldn't want to be alone in the asylum.



Older updates

Archived updates from the last festival can be found here...


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Overview

[IMG: Prosenttimies logo] You might think that the whole idea of TCrBF is nonsense - and you may be right. It might be a refreshing oasis for the stomach or beer scene, or it might be just a mirage. Either way, you blink and then it's gone.

As with everything in life, there are two sides to every story, and that includes beer. TCrBF is that other side. TCrBF is those memories about beer that you've forgotten you even had. TCrBF is the wide-eyed view of the world that was accepting of all, without prejudice. TCrBF is you.


Any opinions expressed on this page are opinions. And any resemblance to real facts or events is purely coincidental.